thymegaforeskin:

today in school a fight broke out and i heard one of our security guards ask if it was a good one

(via sharksdancing)

in-fi-ni:

brain: weghggghghhhhhhhhhgfeeghh nobody loves you and you have no redeeming quali-

me: *squirts a spray bottle* shut up I’m trying to do something

(via damn-funny)